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Random Thoughts

  • Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

  • The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

  • Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"

  • When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Being Bipolar