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Random Thoughts

  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'

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