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Random Thoughts

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • What three words will kill a mans ego? 'Is it in?'

  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

  • Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

  • Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Being Bipolar