Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!
The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.