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Random Thoughts

  • To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.

  • There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  • I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Being Bipolar