Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
He who hesitates is probably right
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.
A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.