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Random Thoughts

  • Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

  • Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

  • He who hesitates is probably right

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

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