Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

  • God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.

  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

  • Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Being Bipolar