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Random Thoughts

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • Cat: The Other White Meat

  • The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • He who hesitates is probably right

  • Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Being Bipolar