Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.
If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.
Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.