A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.