You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'