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Random Thoughts

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

  • As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

Being Bipolar