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Random Thoughts

  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

  • I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.

  • A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

  • The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

  • The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

  • Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Being Bipolar