If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.