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Random Thoughts

  • Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  • I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

Being Bipolar