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Random Thoughts

  • There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like an order of Indian food. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

  • Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Being Bipolar