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Random Thoughts

  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • "Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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