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Random Thoughts

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

  • Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

  • Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15

  • Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

  • There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.



Cinema


Three cinema movie posters for Superman, Eregon, X-Men Origins spell out the word SEX.