My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
What three words will kill a mans ego? 'Is it in?'
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.