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  • Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

  • I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

  • And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  • There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

  • Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • I'm a freelance gynaecologist



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