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Random Thoughts

  • Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.

  • Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

  • Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!

  • If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!

  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.



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