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Random Thoughts

  • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.

  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

  • If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  • Ham and eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken, but a lifetime commitment for a pig.



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