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Random Thoughts

  • A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

  • I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

  • A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

  • Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

  • There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.



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