It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.
On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.