When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Thank You For Pot Smoking!!
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!
My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.