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  • A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

  • Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.

  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • An erection does not constitute personal growth



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