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  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!

  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • An optimist invented the aeroplane, a pessimist invented the parachute.



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