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Random Thoughts

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.



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