Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
What three words will kill a mans ego? 'Is it in?'
As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.