When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
My reality check bounced.
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.