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Random Thoughts

  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  • After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

  • My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.



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