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  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'

  • Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  • Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.



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