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Random Thoughts

  • There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  • Turtles can breathe through their butts. - heh heh heh

  • Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

  • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

  • If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

  • The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.



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