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Random Thoughts

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • My reality check bounced.

  • Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.



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