My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
Thank You For Pot Smoking!!
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.