Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt -Delete " and start all over?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free???
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
I love animals - They taste great!
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?