It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
I love animals - They taste great!
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.