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Random Thoughts

  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Makes sense)

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Door Alarms

Someone startled the door and now it's alarmed