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Random Thoughts

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

  • My wife says I never listen to least I think that's what she said.

  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

  • If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

  • When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

  • The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.

Door Alarms

Someone startled the door and now it's alarmed