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Random Thoughts

  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • An optimist invented the aeroplane, a pessimist invented the parachute.

  • Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.



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