A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
Ham and eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken, but a lifetime commitment for a pig.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.