Fight Crime: Shoot back!
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
What's another word for thesaurus?
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.