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Random Thoughts

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

  • I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

  • And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.

  • Take all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

  • Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • My reality check bounced.

  • The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

Door Alarms

Someone startled the door and now it's alarmed