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Random Thoughts

  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

  • Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.

  • Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends!

  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

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