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Random Thoughts

  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • My wife says I never listen to least I think that's what she said.

  • I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Door Alarms

Someone startled the door and now it's alarmed