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Random Thoughts

  • Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

  • If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

  • The speed of time is one-second per second.

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

  • Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Door Alarms

Someone startled the door and now it's alarmed