Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.
Boldly Going Nowhere
To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.