Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
But the early bird still has to eat worms.