Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.
On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!
A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.