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Random Thoughts

  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

  • People who cannot make love make money.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • One should love animals. They are so tasty.

  • How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Door Alarms

Someone startled the door and now it's alarmed