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Random Thoughts

  • I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

  • BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.



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