If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.