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Random Thoughts

  • I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

  • If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

  • The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

  • Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.

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