Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?