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Random Thoughts

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

  • It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

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