Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.
If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.