Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!
There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.