Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.
If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?