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Random Thoughts

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

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