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Random Thoughts

  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!

  • Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

  • What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

  • One should love animals. They are so tasty.

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

  • The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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