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Random Thoughts

  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  • Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'

  • Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Family Planning