I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!
Thank You For Pot Smoking!!
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.