I have the body of a god ... Buddha.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.