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Random Thoughts

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  • I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

  • In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!

  • There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

  • Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

  • Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

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