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  • People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

  • Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

  • The income tax has made more liars out of people than golf has.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

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