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  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

  • It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

  • It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.

  • If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

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