A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.