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Random Thoughts

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

  • My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle.

  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

Happy Hour

50c drafts Monday through Friday - until someone pees. Would hate to be that guy.