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Random Thoughts

  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

  • He who hesitates is probably right

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

  • Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.

  • He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

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50c drafts Monday through Friday - until someone pees. Would hate to be that guy.