Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.
When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.