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Random Thoughts

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

  • If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

  • If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

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