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Random Thoughts

  • An erection does not constitute personal growth

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

  • My wife says I never listen to least I think that's what she said.

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.

  • You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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