Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

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