What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free???
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for life.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.