Women should be obscene and not heard.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.