There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I love animals - They taste great!
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.