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Random Thoughts

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

  • It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

  • My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Happy Hour

50c drafts Monday through Friday - until someone pees. Would hate to be that guy.