The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!
It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"