I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.