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Random Thoughts

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

  • Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Happy Hour

50c drafts Monday through Friday - until someone pees. Would hate to be that guy.