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Random Thoughts

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

  • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

  • When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  • In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

  • Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

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