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Random Thoughts

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

  • On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

  • Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

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