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Random Thoughts

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.

  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

  • Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

  • I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Happy Hour

50c drafts Monday through Friday - until someone pees. Would hate to be that guy.