You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.