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Random Thoughts

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

Happy Hour

50c drafts Monday through Friday - until someone pees. Would hate to be that guy.