Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?