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Random Thoughts

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.