It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.