Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.