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  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

  • People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

  • If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.

  • Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

  • Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.