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Random Thoughts

  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

  • If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

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