A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
But the early bird still has to eat worms.
See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.
An erection does not constitute personal growth
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.
Is it possible to be totally partial?