I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.