A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!
'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
An erection does not constitute personal growth
Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.