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Random Thoughts

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

  • Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • My reality check bounced.

  • When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.