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Random Thoughts

  • A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!

  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

  • I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!



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