Thank You For Pot Smoking!!
Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.
If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.