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Random Thoughts

  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

  • But the early bird still has to eat worms.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • An erection does not constitute personal growth

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?