The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
But the early bird still has to eat worms.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!
A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.