Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
My reality check bounced.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.