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Random Thoughts

  • Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

  • Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • On quiet nights when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding Video backwards just to watch myself walk out of church a free person!

  • It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.