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Random Thoughts

  • It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.