I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.
I have the body of a god ... Buddha.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?