Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.
Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.