A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.