Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?

Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

What's another word for thesaurus?

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.