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Random Thoughts

  • Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

  • We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

  • If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.



Once is Enough


A kid hits a cat, the cat takes it's revenge.