A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

What's another word for thesaurus?

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.