Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.
The difference between the Pope and your boss....The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.