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  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

  • I had amnesia once -- or twice.

  • To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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