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Random Thoughts

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • I'm not weird... weird is Chinese slippers and break-dance pants!

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • A penny saved is a government oversight.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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