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Random Thoughts

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

  • It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!

  • Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.

  • Ever notice how at the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

  • Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

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