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Random Thoughts

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

  • If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  • Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

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