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Random Thoughts

  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

  • Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

  • A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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