Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
My reality check bounced.
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, bonuses and promotions.
In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.