A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.