Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
Ever notice how at the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...
Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?