A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!
No one is listening until you break wind.
But the early bird still has to eat worms.
My reality check bounced.
Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?
It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.