A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'