A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...