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Random Thoughts

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle.

  • Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

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