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Random Thoughts

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

  • Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.

  • Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

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