There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

I just new I was in big trouble at work when the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?