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Random Thoughts

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

  • I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

  • Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

  • There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

  • How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.



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