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Random Thoughts

  • The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • My friend is engaged in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him back.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.



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