The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.

Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.