Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!

If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Makes sense)

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.