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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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I love animals - They taste great!
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The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!
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The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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