Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
Fine day for a good workout. Let's steal something heavy.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.
Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.