The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
I'm a freelance gynaecologist
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.