Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.