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Random Thoughts

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

  • When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

  • What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  • How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

  • There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.