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Random Thoughts

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • Fine day for a good workout. Let's steal something heavy.

  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.