You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
My reality check bounced.
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.