The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
An erection does not constitute personal growth
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.