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Random Thoughts

  • The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!

  • My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

  • There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • How can there be self-help "groups"?

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • An erection does not constitute personal growth

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.