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  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • Statistics tell us that married men are likely to live 3 years longer than single men. But psychology tells us that married men are more willing to die.

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  • Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.