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  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

  • Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  • Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.