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Random Thoughts

  • There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • Men: On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

  • Boldly Going Nowhere

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

  • Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.