He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!