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Random Thoughts

  • Life isn't like a box of's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • What three words will kill a mans ego? 'Is it in?'

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.