NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.