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Random Thoughts

  • Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

  • Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!

  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

  • The speed of time is one-second per second.

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.



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