Bricks are horrible to carry.

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight out of the bottle.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.