When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Cat: The Other White Meat

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"

Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !