Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

I am the same today as I was tomorrow.