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Random Thoughts

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

  • Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

  • God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.

  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  • When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Meanwhile in Ukraine

A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub