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Random Thoughts

  • But the early bird still has to eat worms.

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • Take all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

  • All generalizations are false, including this one.

  • Turtles can breathe through their butts. - heh heh heh

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Meanwhile in Ukraine

A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub