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Random Thoughts

  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  • Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'

  • By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

  • Food has replaced sex in my life .. now I can't even get into my own pants!

  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Meanwhile in Ukraine

A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub