Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.
God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?