I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.
Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?