But the early bird still has to eat worms.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.
A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
Take all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Turtles can breathe through their butts. - heh heh heh
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.