They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.