As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
I am the same today as I was tomorrow.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.