According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?