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Random Thoughts

  • They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  • No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere!

  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

  • I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Meanwhile in Ukraine

A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub