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Random Thoughts

  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

  • You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

  • My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"

  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

  • My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

  • The difference between the Pope and your boss....The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • Bricks are horrible to carry.

Meanwhile in Ukraine

A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub