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Random Thoughts

  • I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.

  • Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.

  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Meanwhile in Ukraine

A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub