Have you ever considered how evil a chicken omelette is? They kill the chicken, chop it up and cook it inside their own babies... Too bad it\'s delicious.
It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with an asshole the rest of your life!
Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"
'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Definition of pressure:.....A wife, a mistress and a mortgage all a month late.
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.