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Random Thoughts

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

  • Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

  • The difference between the Pope and your boss....The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.

  • The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

  • It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.

  • How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

  • My friend is engaged in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him back.



Meanwhile in Ukraine


A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub