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Random Thoughts

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

  • Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.

  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

  • I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.



Meanwhile in Ukraine


A police office in Ukraine pulls over a drunk motorist in a bath tub