There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Finally, my ship came in ... and as expected, it's leaking.

If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.