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Random Thoughts

  • According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

  • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging.

  • Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

  • Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is