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Random Thoughts

  • Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

  • God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.

  • I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.

  • Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.



Parking in small spaces


A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is