There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!
Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.