A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.
Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.
I am the same today as I was tomorrow.
College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.