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Random Thoughts

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

  • A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  • College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.

  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is