Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?