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Random Thoughts

  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

  • My wife says I never listen to least I think that's what she said.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is