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Random Thoughts

  • If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

  • Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

  • How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

  • Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is