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Random Thoughts

  • It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

  • Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !

  • They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen it and die."

  • Women should be obscene and not heard.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

  • Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

  • When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

  • The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is