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Random Thoughts

  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

  • After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.

  • Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  • Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is