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Random Thoughts

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.

  • And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

  • If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  • A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.

  • I am the same today as I was tomorrow.

  • College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is