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Random Thoughts

  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

  • Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

  • When a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  • A penny saved is a government oversight.

  • Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is