A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Anyone know the Capital of Bulemia?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.