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Random Thoughts

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

  • Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

  • I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is