It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway !
They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.