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Random Thoughts

  • A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.

  • Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the Universe are pointed away from Earth?

  • By the time a man's wife learns to understand him, she has usually stopped listening to him.

  • We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

  • I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is