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Random Thoughts

  • The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • "Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself!"

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • What three words will kill a mans ego? 'Is it in?'

  • Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is