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Random Thoughts

  • I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

  • Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

  • There is a very fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  • Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is