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Random Thoughts

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

  • Boldly Going Nowhere

  • You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

  • Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.

  • Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Parking in small spaces

A woman show that if there a will there's a way - no matter how tight the parking space is