Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Boldly Going Nowhere
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.
Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.
Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.