Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?