Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The worst thing about accidents, in the kitchen, is eating them.

My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?