How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.