Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

All generalizations are false, including this one.

I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.

Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.