Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!
Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.