Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.
Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.
'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Have you ever considered how evil a chicken omelette is? They kill the chicken, chop it up and cook it inside their own babies... Too bad it\'s delicious.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.