Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.