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  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

  • My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

  • Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.

  • I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

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