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  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

  • Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.

  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

  • Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.

  • Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt -Delete " and start all over?

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