A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.