I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.
I'm a freelance gynaecologist
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.
The speed of time is one-second per second.
I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.