Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.