Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
God created cats so that men could learn to understand women.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.