I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.
If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?