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Random Thoughts

  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

  • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

  • Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.

  • When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

  • The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

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