The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...