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  • You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

  • He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

  • Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

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