Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt -Delete " and start all over?