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Random Thoughts

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.