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  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  • I had amnesia once -- or twice.

  • Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

  • Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

  • Have you ever considered how evil a chicken omelette is? They kill the chicken, chop it up and cook it inside their own babies... Too bad it\'s delicious.

  • The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

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