A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15

I'm a freelance gynaecologist

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.