Cat: The Other White Meat

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

It's better to have Loved and Lost than to live with an asshole the rest of your life!

If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

Fight Crime: Shoot back!

My friend is engaged in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him back.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.