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Random Thoughts

  • If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • No one is listening until you fart.

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

  • Bricks are horrible to carry.

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."



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