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Random Thoughts

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

  • The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

  • The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.



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