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Random Thoughts

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

  • The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.



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