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Random Thoughts

  • There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an aeroplane: Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

  • Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends!

  • There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

  • Light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, bonuses and promotions.

  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!



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