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Random Thoughts

  • Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

  • If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

  • I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  • I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

  • How can there be self-help "groups"?

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.



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