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Random Thoughts

  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now!

  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

  • College is like a woman: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later, you wish you had not come.

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • Take all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Makes sense)

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."



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