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  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!

  • There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get suckered into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house!

  • I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

  • Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

  • I had a blind date last night. Her name was :. .:: :.: .:. .::.

  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.



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