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Random Thoughts

  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

  • No one is listening until you fart.

  • I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?



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