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Random Thoughts

  • No one is listening until you fart.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

  • Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.

  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.



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