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Random Thoughts

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings ...... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

  • Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl-Alt -Delete " and start all over?

  • I was at a restaurant yesterday. I asked the waiter for the black pepper, and he gave me the Sowetan.



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