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Random Thoughts

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

  • Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

  • 'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.

  • Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.



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