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Random Thoughts

  • There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

  • I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

  • The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive."



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