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Random Thoughts

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  • Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

  • Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

  • When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.

  • The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.



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