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Random Thoughts

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

  • One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

  • People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.



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