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Random Thoughts

  • If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.

  • And Jesus said to John, "Come forth and I will give you eternal life." - John came fifth, so he won a toaster.

  • When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  • There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

  • My friend is engaged in a major custody battle. His wife doesn't want him and his mother won't take him back.

  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

  • Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.



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