A husband and wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard
work. The man was working hard cleaning the braai while his wife was
bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
The man says to his wife, “Your rear end is almost as wide as this braai.”
She ignored the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the
braai, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures
her rear end and gasps, “Geez, your butt really IS as wide as the braai!”
She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky.
The wife calmly responds, “If you think I”m gonna fire up the braai for one
little sausage, you are sadly mistaken.”
